By: Billy Congo
Re: Clockwork Orange Garbles? Someone let their spell check run rampant. It’s yarbles, eunuch jelly thou!
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Unfortunately, the best ones are too difficult to memorize for using on occasions when needed…
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When you want to stand up for yourself or someone else in a silly way: “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” Dirty Dancing, at end of the movie when they are in the stuffy dance hall and all the dancers come...
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“Thou wretch! – thou vixen! – thou shrew!” said I to my wife on the morning after our wedding, “thou witch! – thou hag! – thou whipper-snapper! – thou sink of iniquity – thou fiery-faced quintessence...
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@Billy Congo: Indeed. Pesky automatic computer machines. Thanks! @C.H.: You’re welcome to try telling the Misfit that yourself, but I can’t recommend it.
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for when you get t-boned by an insult from out of the blue: “that would be you and the horse you rode in on’ Randy Karnes
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“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it” Groucho Marx, leaving the home of an insufferable socialite.
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Scarlett O’Hara, to her father, referring to Melanie: “She’s a pale-faced, mealy-mouthed ninny and I hate her!”
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Here’s my favorite from As You Like It. Rosalind tells Phoebe to get over herself and realize she’ll never do better than Silvius: But, mistress, know yourself: down on your knees, And thank heaven,...
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It is silly, but always makes me laugh: “She is nuttier than squirrel poo.” J K Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. (Heaven knows we all have met a person who fits this description.)
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“If she’s a psychiatric doctor, then my asshole’s one of the crown jewels.” – Bryce Courtney, April Fool’s Day
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“Shut your festering gob you tit. Your type really makes me puke. You vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!” -Monty Python
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The brains/dynamite one works much better, I think, in the version from “American Grafitti”: the cute and mildly trampy blonde that is as it turns out a really good sport and likes the nerdy character...
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Two more: for the person who isn’t even worth hitting: “I wouldn’t touch you to scratch you,” by Catwoman in one of the Batman movies; and Worf’s indignant statement about Romulans (in the “Next...
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for when you get t-boned by an insult from out of the blue: “that would be you and the horse you rode in on’ Randy Karnes
View ArticleBy: StephenWR
“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it” Groucho Marx, leaving the home of an insufferable socialite.
View ArticleBy: carter joseph
Scarlett O’Hara, to her father, referring to Melanie: “She’s a pale-faced, mealy-mouthed ninny and I hate her!”
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